Alysia Reiner
Nude

Tall drink of water Alysia Reiner has been a refreshing presence on film since 1998. The Floridian fox debuted in An Englishman in New York (1998) and thought that she had an encore in Row Your Boat (1999) but her scenes were cut. From there, she appeared in TV shows like The Practice, Family Law, Jack & Jill, The Drew Carey Show, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, The Jury, and The Sopranos, as well as additional movies like The Stand-In (1999), Trust Dance (2000), Little Pieces (2000), Kissing Jessica Stein (2001), Hourly Rates (2002), and Sideways (2004). Alysia made her nude debut in the 2009 flick The Vicious Kind by giving us a quick peek of the delicious kind as she’s banged from behind in front of a mirror. The scene was cut from the theatrical release, but the DVD includes Alysia’s topless shot as a bonus feature. More like a boner feature! She showed her pretty possessions again in Ava’s Possessions (2015), although they’re covered up by a bra and panties. This bootylicious broad also teased us in an episode of Broad City by getting nude for a threesome but hiding her private parts behind moving animation. Her best exposure comes from Orange Is the New Black, on which she appeared as prison warden Natalie “Fig” Figueroa for 47 episodes. Aside from undie-clad body shots, she bares her bountiful bare buns while getting hit from behind. Her characters love doggy style! We wish that Alysia would throw us a bone by going full-frontal for her next role.